guilty conscience

A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.

When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.

So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!

by Heatherdog December 23, 2009

confidence

An excuse used by woman to decline men without seeming shallow

Allen has no confidence I can't possibly date him.

by stealthyasallama July 5, 2005

abercrombie confidence

Something that has affected half the world. Twats that walk around thinking they are the shit because they're in Abercrombie. Big Deal. We get it. You've heard of Abercrombie and Fitch. To all those unattractive folk who wear Abercrombie thinking it'll transform you into those models they employ...it didn't, you look the same as before but maybe a bit more try-hard and with an excess of "abercrombie confidence."

1) Mutton dressed as lamb- all those forty year olds who think they're twenty because they're sporting the "Californian" look.

2)Poor people with one piece from the range who wear the one piece til it's in tatters because it makes them feel good...it's Abercrombie after all.

3) Scene - any London estate.

Chardonnay: Bruv have you seen Preston today?

Tyrone: Yeah mate he's blates saved up last month's benefits for that Abercrombie hoody.

Chardonnay: I bet when we see him next he'll be all up in our faces with his Abercrombie Confidence.

by abercrombie and fitch May 22, 2009

cypriot coincidence

when you hear something for the first time, and then almost immediately hear it again.

9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"

thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots

12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."

shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!

by fluggerbug July 20, 2009

Dick Confidence

1.A feeling of self-assurance in one's manhood be it size, shape, etc.
2.Knowing one has the ability to satisfy their partners sexual needs above and beyond any other sexual partner; that the individual may or may not have had yet.
3.Knowing you can use your tool to its maximum potential

My dick confidence is all I need to keep my bitch in line.

by SAFFARI February 27, 2009

Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.

A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.

by c--b April 25, 2010

Confidence

The feeling you have before you truly understand the situation.

Man, I'm full of confidence that I can take this 25ft jump off that cliff while skiing backwards. OH SHIT!!

by skijacker March 7, 2011