compute

the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer

me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!

by xoxmissy247 November 27, 2012

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

Computary

The building that houses the computers that the ebooks are referenced from. The computaries have replaced all of the libraries since books, in paper form, are obsolete.

Cora, the computarian, dreaded going into work today at the computary because it was Monitor Cleaning day.

by Zaith July 1, 2009

comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids

I comperated into my woman

by Halomantis February 24, 2004

computater

What my friend Bubba Cools his computer when it is acting up.

That dumb computater froze up on me again!!!

by Food!!!! November 18, 2003

complutter

why waste breath saying complete and utter when you could say complutter?!?

" it's a complutter mess!!"

by hannah miller.s January 18, 2007

computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018