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Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.
I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis
by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008
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Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011
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Dell computer

disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!
nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!
by now an HP owner April 7, 2010
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computer

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com
by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006
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computer class

the most boring place you can possibly go. nobody understands why we have to go to computer class, because you don't learn anything. the teachers are all retarded, and don't care if you get on urbandictionary.com
"What are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing really, my house is almost as boring as computer class..."
by TatieBug2332 April 5, 2009
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Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.
Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.
by c0re_M August 25, 2008
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computerror

B movies in the early 90s, when computers and the internet first debuted, the portrayal of cyberterrorists using computers to do ruin lives and take over the world.
"Man, that evil villain sure is bringing the computerror!" Tulip told Jesse.
by Tulip O'Hare August 20, 2007
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