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1/5 compromise

a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.
In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise
by HentaiNiggaXD October 28, 2017
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An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
by simplygleful March 29, 2009
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When trying to maximize efficiency of cost and dependence. One party shall hold thou pods, the other shall hold thou battery.
We use the Great Compromise of 2020 to help free ourselves and bring each other together more often.
by theChar October 10, 2020
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wrist-twist compromise

Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.
My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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compromiser

A SeaWorld employee is a great compromiser because they always find solutions to guest conflict.
by Nini_Flaca April 10, 2018
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compromise

Solution of a problem that leaves all the parties unhappy.
They decided to compromise. That's how this violent war begun.
by farkon00 November 7, 2022
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cleveland compromise

The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.
Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River
by Savery17 April 17, 2021
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