compound

a substance formed by chemically bonding two or more elements

water is an example of a compound

by thesearchforhylas October 18, 2023

Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Compound-Sampling

The process of taking 2 samples and putting them into one song

Yo, that was so crazy when Jay Versace started compound-sampling Drake and another song in Tic Tac Toes

by NARRATR March 5, 2019

Compound

Rubbing Alcohol Compound is just called Compound on the streets and people love to sip it.

Hey, what's in the bottle on your bed?

-"it's Compound but it's not mine"
You can't have that here, this is Detox.
*takes and walks away*
-"Fecking betch stole my compound"

by C'est La Vie May 14, 2018

compound Bow

Something that’s similar to a crossbow that archers use

A bow that is compounded

Hey Man do you have your crossbow on you by chance

Nope I am feeling lucky today and have a compound bow today instead ! BROTHA!

by Oneshotduke May 22, 2018

compounded fuckedupedness

When your relatively small fuck-up balloons into a much, much larger fuck-up as a result of other people's fuck-up.

If the plumber hadn't of fucked up, and the building super hadn't fucked up, my giant fucked up turd wouldn't have flooded the basement. It's compounded fuckedupedness.

by Walter_Sobchak47 August 9, 2022