Sick Bay Commando

Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.

SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?

CPL: He is at medical.

SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.

by cobra_pit_viper October 16, 2008

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 30, 2009

cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

by BeyGenii August 28, 2009

commander-in-chief

The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.

Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

commander curve

Someone that can suck their own cock.

Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.

by Will Sines February 20, 2008

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014