endgame coma

A coma in which you fall into a deep sleep after watching Avengers: Endgame, where you critically reflect the movie. This coma can last for 21 milliseconds-38 years, depending on your fortnite level. People who have woken up from endgame coma have said they met iron man in heaven.

oh sh#t, he has endgame coma.

by Joh(.I.O.N.I.S.)nny May 6, 2019

poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

cuddle coma

The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.

That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.

by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

nic coma

when the nicotine hits you so hard, causing you to go into a “nic coma.”

“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”

“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”

by Ben Hollifield July 10, 2019

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

by ol blue November 3, 2015