Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.

The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.

by lmao26 December 16, 2010

Colton

Colton is very tall usually shy has a very big penis and is great in relationships and fucking

OMG Colton and I had sooooo much fun last night!!

by FoeyJrisone February 25, 2017

Colton

Colton is someone who is very trustworthy. He has a funny & outgoing side, but also has a sweet & romantic side. He never fails to make his girlfriend be happy.
He's one of the best guys you'll ever meet.
Never let him go.

Hey! Look over there! That's Colton. He's amaaaazing!

by taylor.deaan13 April 5, 2011

colognialist

(noun) a person (esp. of the male persuasion) who wears excessive amounts of cologne on a regular basis.

Etymology: Stems from "colonialist".

Did you smell John last night? He's such a colognialist!

by Dushkin November 14, 2006

Colton

Colton is was of the most intelligent and kind people you'll ever meet. He makes you feel seen for your whole entire being not just the outside but the inner beauty that radiates from your soul. Colton can grasp any subject you throw at him and he cares about others and the world. Love from a colton feels like being at the ocean when the breeze comes in from the sea cooling you on a hot sunny day. He's also artistic showing you to look at the world from a point of beauty with playful childlike amazement.

Colton is always pushing you to see the beauty in yourself and others around you

by MissPotato39 November 5, 2019

poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.

Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.

by tubstep February 6, 2012

Hockey Cologne

The Putrid smell of hockey equipment that would put a skunk to shame but hockey players love

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

" What? My Hockey Cologne? Smells Great!"

by Hockey Jock February 1, 2017