Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Colinization

Acting, talking, or eating like a person named Colin.

You've got a Mountain Dew in one hand and a bike in the other - you have been through Colinization.

by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016

colon cough

Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart

He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.

by Tdancer May 9, 2017

colonel stripes

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session

That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!

by Shatwood May 19, 2017

Colon Whiskers

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot

I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

by Elliot Lauris Marie September 1, 2018

Colin Morgan

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.

Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....

"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."

by ehm no how dare u January 7, 2021

Colin Jones

colinj_23_ is my insta and sc is lolcorporations ps4 is king_kgno hmu

colin jones is awesome

by lilcj69 September 4, 2018