colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

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colon jouster

The act of gay butt sex !

That guy is a colon jouster. Really he's gay ?!

by studstewe November 22, 2010

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colon rose

When a person expels or projects their own anus from the inside to the outside of their body giving the effect of a rose bud blooming in spring

I've never seen a colon rose like that

Her ass produced a truly magnificent colon rose

It was the biggest colon rose I have ever seen

by Dolph Rolfe December 17, 2015

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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

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Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016

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