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Peter Collis

To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.

Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.

2 - Two blokes are playing golf.

Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
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Collis

Sexy. Just sexy ….. and funny . And funny
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Collie

An attractive but very stupid person, usually female; From the breed of dogs, which were bred for looks at the cost of intelligence by reducing their brain size.
Kelly Bundy is such a collie...
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JC Collis

Mixed (mostly white) midget with a big ass forehead. Usually sits at home and drowns his sorrows by playing the game of NBA 2K18.
Hi I'm JC Collis.
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Collie

Why are collies buffoons?
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