Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
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''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath
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The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
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by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009
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"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"
"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
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This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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