by Clarahs dumb July 17, 2019
Get the Spell coconut mug.The female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks.
by Mudbone January 31, 2008
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A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.
I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?
by Capt. Sweatypants November 5, 2009
Get the coconut custom mug.A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.
Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."
by freddy_boi November 22, 2011
Get the Coconut Bus mug.1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.
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3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
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1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
by xanadoodle March 27, 2017
Get the cocknitive dissonance mug.Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, Da coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a bigger house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build the door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor
The coconut wood is very good
It can stand 20 years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut fruit, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood
The coconut leaves good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the eaves
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, Da coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a bigger house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build the door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor
The coconut wood is very good
It can stand 20 years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut fruit, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood
The coconut leaves good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the eaves
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
by CaptainTimo January 16, 2017
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