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Cockwamble

A funny insult, when someone’s annoying you but u don’t wanna be too harsh
Keegan stop acting like a cockwamble”
by 1TS M3 July 13, 2020
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Cockwarble

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.
As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.
by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021
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cockgobbler

(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).
1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!
by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah March 13, 2009
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Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia
You little cockgobbler
by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017
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Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock
Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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