Cockward

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.

Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.

by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011

cockward

''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.

1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.

2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''

Wow.. well that was cockward.

Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!

by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012

cockward

The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.

One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.

by beepee March 21, 2013

Cockward

Derived from the word toward, cockward refers to the direction your cock points.

Josh was aroused, but then he saw ugly Sally and he was cockward the ground.

by closetinnapropriatelady October 2, 2013

cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".

1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.

by isaycake August 10, 2016

cockward

When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.

*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.

by BloodPixelZ July 13, 2016