Cockwomble

- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!

L: How was your night?

P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!

L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!

by Lillies compass September 17, 2014

Cockwombles

An idiot that ignores all advice

Look at all the cockwombles in the beach ignoring the lockdown

by Tazzit April 9, 2020

Cockwobble

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides

I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides

by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020

cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Cockwaffle

Sticking your dick in a Belgian Waffle iron and slamming it down as hard as possible

My girl was horny, but I had work to do so I used the old cockwaffle trick

by Normbot13 June 17, 2017

Cockwomble

A complete and utter plonker.. a silly sod.. someone without merit

He acted like a totally cockwomble

by Borthbeachcat May 7, 2018

Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.

"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."

by A handle not already used March 6, 2021