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Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.
Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010
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Cocking

when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.
lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night
by John P. Diddy March 6, 2013
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Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.
"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"
by John Easton October 14, 2007
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Cockling

to gargle with cock.
Freddie: Karina's Breath sure smells great!
Annie: that's Cause she was cockling this morning!
by Freddie_Fresh December 10, 2007
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cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
by A me li a July 21, 2008
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Cocking

Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.
You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!

We were cocking in this biatch!
by BizcuitzNWhat! September 8, 2011
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cockring

An instrument used to squeeze the penis and the balls together. It produces an immense sensation of feminization which any masculine individual really serious about sex and love should entertain and meditate.
The day when every man will use regularly a cockring will be a day of cooler, calmer and more respectful mutually enhancing sex.
by Ysengrim December 31, 2003
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