cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.

What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.

by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009

Locktease

noun
1. A phenomenon that occurs in video games where treasure is visible but not attainable yet.

Origin: Penny Arcade, 2013. A portmanteau of the words "Lock" and "Cocktease".

"Have you played that new game AdventureQuest 4?"

"Yeah, but it's driving me crazy. Every time I turn a corner there's a treasure chest I can't reach because I'm not a high enough level yet! That game is such a locktease."

by Furbag January 28, 2013

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

Pocket-Sized Cock Tease

A pocket-sized cock tease, also referred to as a PSCT, refers to the younger counterpart of a relationship involving an older male and a younger female. The PSCT is very small, no more than 5' 3", and has the tendency to look like a rodent. Because they reside in your friend's pants, they believe that makes them your friend. They are wrong.

"Did you see the way Megan was sexing him up?"
"God, she's such a pocket-sized cock tease."

by Jonathan Swift March 10, 2008

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

cock tease

Another name for a cocktail that has far less alcohol in it than mixer.

Scott ordered a single liquor in a tall glass. He didn't order a cocktail, he ordered a cock tease.

by absolut692 June 19, 2009