Cockstar

Someone with a rockstar like derogatory disposition towards others, who does not posses the fame, position or other qualities to warrant such a definition, and is generally a douche.

"Bill do you see that pretty boy over there trying to pick-up Kate?"

"Yeah that guy thinks he's so cool, what a fucking cockstar"

Or

"Hey Jim do you remember last night, you were shit bombed. You were hitting on every girl in the place, and telling stories out your ass."

"Yeah I guess I was being a bit of a cockstar."

by Bustedcoolguy April 22, 2009

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Cookster

A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!

That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!

by Someone not yet taken in February 11, 2007

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cockstar

A man who's a rockstar in the sack.

Man im a sex god im such a cockstar

by gizmorpheus December 21, 2014

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cockstorm

1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.

2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.

I was cockstorming the other night and was able to fit a prosthetic arm into my dong.

by globalinsanity July 21, 2008

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