cockpit

A relentlessly slutty female of average appearance and social stature.

I am so ashamed to have parked my penis in that cockpit. I will never drink again!

by amused907 June 8, 2011

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

Cockspot

The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.

Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!

by Roshambo187 January 2, 2017

cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.

The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.

by ThevRDM December 9, 2018

Cockspigot

A cockspigot is a type of faucet surgically attached to the cock and or balls.

When a cockspigot is attached to the cock it can stop or slow the flow of urine. When attached to the balls it stops the flow of semen.

“Bob just got a cockspigot so he can last longer in bed”

“Bob just got a cockspigot so he can last longer in bed”

by Bob’s wife August 27, 2022

Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020

cockpit

A hole, etc cavity filled with dismembered penises.

In my nightmares I saw a most terrible cockpit.

by Pedi August 19, 2004