Cocksweats

The cocksweats is a non life threatening immediate reaction to seeing or looking at the body, waistline. Or cock of a JB or bowser. It's When a girls mouth waters her vagina gets super wet and she starts to sweat. This reaction will continue until she gets the D or touches herself where she pees. Some men might get the cocksweats from looking at a JB cause a JB is just that sexy.. So sexy even your great grandmother has gotten the cocksweats.

Damn bro look at stephanie having a massive cocksweats episode she is so wet down there an her mouth is soaked

by Jay bowser giver of cocksweats March 30, 2019

Cocksprocket

A gay or bisexual male with an intense libido bordering on sex addiction. To be considered a cocksprocket, the person in question must be versatile in the bedroom, ie performs anal and/or oral sex in both giving and receiving positions. Used as a term of endearment/intimacy.

"Come here, you cocksprocket, and suck this cock."

"Be a good little cocksprocket, boy, and put it in my ass."

by DrunkanDunkDog August 21, 2019

Cockcertain

Like cocksure, but more so.

Byron isn’t even cocksure, they are cockcertain.

by Phenobabydoll February 17, 2020

Cocksporran

A sporran (a piece of traditional Scottish dress) that has a bird nesting in it.

"Well it's clear to see, that's a cocksporran, without the bird it's just a Scottish man's purse."

by PyrozBlazegate May 1, 2021

Cocksplotch

Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021

cocksplotch

A stupid, clumsy or not very intelligent person

Oh, your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 27, 2021

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You just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with cock before it. You have reached not just ultimate boredom but also ultimate funny.

Ex. cockqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

Friend: What?

by cockqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm March 14, 2022