Cocksole

To console someone with your cock.

Cindy was really upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I cocksoled her.

by Giggity Shmiggity Duex October 18, 2008

cockchoke

someone who chokes on a cock

she chocked on her boyfriends cockchoke

by Sarah April 2, 2005

cockchoker

One who chokes on the cock.

Wow, that Zechariah kid is a real cockchoker, fucking faggot.

by whataburger December 26, 2006

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

Cocksnorkeller

One who engages in the venerable art of cocksnorkelling, in which one sucks cock by primal necessity, in the same way that one requires air while swimming.

"So man, your ex likes to give head, huh?"
"Yep, she's an absolute cocksnorkeller."

by Bobfandangle December 22, 2009

cocksnorkel

One who snorkles cock.

My math teacher is a fucking cocksnorkel.

by Kaeln December 25, 2003

cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010