Skip to main content

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.
by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017
mugGet the snappin cock-eyes mug.

Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about
Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke
by literal asshole August 2, 2021
mugGet the Cock Joke mug.
Related Words

Cock worshiping

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep
Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak
by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019
mugGet the Cock worshiping mug.

Cock propaganda

When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.
Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.

Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.
by Aj36mason December 13, 2018
mugGet the Cock propaganda mug.

cock hero

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.
My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.
by Lizzie Bear Fox December 15, 2013
mugGet the cock hero mug.

bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)

The twisted and perverse cousin of chewbacca who jacks off so much his name was changed to bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!!
Chewbacca's cousin jacks off so much that his dick turned permanently blue!!.....We nick named him bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!
by Pete Negwaski! December 13, 2007
mugGet the bluecacca (blue-cock-ah) mug.

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017
mugGet the cock shandy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email