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Cockeysville

As the only possible example to a mix between rich and poor, urban and roral, cockeysville is the very epitamy of peacefull war... where private school meets public... where where loyalty to a crappy school is the only thing that interferes with friendship. Cockeysville is what many confused people call home... and there is no wonder to that. America may be the mixing pot of the world... but cockeysville is the mixing pot of America.
complaints from rich pretending to be poor, and gloats from poor pretending to be rich engulf the area. Those who wear button up t-shirts are simply wrong to the world... only lacoste polos will due here. a "timeless tradition" of beating towson at lacrosse brings pride to the town of the state champs for 4 years in a row!!!! yet a steady decline of morals and school pride allow for the appearance of what seems to be crappy philly lifestyle haunt the now college students in other states. What happened to our homeland that was once honorable and full of pride? What was the event that lead to PA and VA somehow having better standards of living... how embarrassing. could it have had something to due with alcohol?
by SEF April 24, 2005
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cocknys

People from the east end of London, where there are chavs and g's that are known for their cockney slang. They are called cockneys. The east side has pretty much a separate language, completely different to any other place and so these people are commonly called cocknys rather than Londeners
This word is better spelt coqnys / coqnies to seem less rude
1 'Bruh his a scouser right ? You said he was from Liverpool ?
2 'No he lives in livapool now but his home town is london, i guess his one of us cocknys
by FamalamFamzee January 1, 2015
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Cockeyed

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!
by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009
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Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
by David February 28, 2005
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Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
by smokecloud March 24, 2009
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Cockeye

When a male pokes a female in the eye with his penis
"Oh my god, you let him do that to you?, you are such a cockeye"
by Disteny April 9, 2003
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Cockey

Cockey is a Canadian sport invented on Saturday, August 14th, 2010. It was invented by two teenage girls (names unknown). Cockey combines the techniques of croquet with the style of field hockey. It was invented in a backyard by two BFF`s and is intended to be a competitive game for any one over the age of 3.
I hit the cock so hard!
Dayum that Cockey game is so intense!
by Assey/mavis August 18, 2010
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