cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.

The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.

by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004

cockabitch

a bitch with a cock yo

that bitch hannah has a huge cock, we call her cockabitch

by fuckyfuckfuckie August 30, 2009

cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

cockadile

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

by schniggleh April 3, 2005

cockmagnet

A male of a homosexual nature.

Tyrone is such a cockmagnet.

by Nik C. October 10, 2003

cockmangler

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.

Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.

by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005