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Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.
I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.
by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017
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Cockapotamus

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.
"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"
by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020
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cockapide

The art of making a human centipede situation but joining cock to ass.
Last night I lead the human cockapide it was a great time to be upfront
by Ryn025 August 31, 2020
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cockapult

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff
right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
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bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.
Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"
by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016
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Around The Back CockSlap

When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .
Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.
by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012
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Cockapoo

Although the name could reference the crossbreed between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, this version of the cockapoo is when a man engages in anal sex with a woman and she leaves his member covered in fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Manno, did you hear about what happened to Mike last week?

Manno: No Joe, What happened?

Joe: It's pretty disgusting, Mary was so wasted she cockapooed Mike. I heard it took him five hours to wash it off.
by Bulldogs21 June 14, 2012
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