cockbatswanamania

when ur cock is huge like mine and girls say its to big for them u suffer from cockbatswanamania

wanna bang
no thats waaaaaayy to big
i know i have a super colosil penis i suffer form cockbatswanamania

by boshgamharlem March 4, 2008

cockballing

a form of ridicule towards another when they have said something crazy to you.

Person 1: Dude I Shit A Football This Morning!

Person 2: Are you cockballing me?

by T0WA7 June 8, 2009

CockNBalls

When you don’t have a way to respond so you say something random like (CockNBalls, AIDS, etc.)

Friend: Hey
You: COCKNBALLS

by Phatcockbigdick September 13, 2020

Cockball

Cockball is a strategic sport much like baseball played on a baseball field. A player would use his penis (regardless of size) to hit a ball instead of a wooden bat to reach a base.

If a player reaches a base, the time it takes for the next batter to get a hit is how long the runner on base gets sodomized by an Oxball glove by the position player on defense.

After three outs, the teams switch taking turns playing defense and offense until a full 9 innings is completed.

"let's play some cockball"

by Mister 10days June 25, 2021

cockfallen

suffering from erectile dysfunction. Also spelt with a hyphen.

A cockfallen man has difficulty in having sex.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2011

cockails

When you're thirsty for dick....so you go out for cockails....

"Hey Sarah, wanna go out for cockails?"
"Sure, there's some yummy dudes at the Round Up Saloon downtown"

by knitterrrr February 4, 2018

cocktoballs

When you eat a lot of food and have to wait

Oh god I think I cocktoballs

by Sleepyrock May 8, 2018