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cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman
That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.
by Katie S. April 18, 2006
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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.
by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004
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Cock Knocker

An individual who exudes an aura of extreme fuckwittery!
Bruce is a right Cock Knocker!!

Yeah what a fuckstick!
by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009
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Cock knocker

A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.
I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.
by Tony Pavich December 28, 2005
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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill
by James Lowe August 4, 2005
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