cow 

nature's mistake

Did you see that cow? I think that God must have taken a sick day.

cow by adema360 August 21, 2008

cow 

cracked out whore (sound) mooooooo

Kyle Anthony David from Lafayette, LA is a tired, trashy, tweaking, & tweezered COW!!! Moooo...

cow by atl2nola November 4, 2008

cow 

Used by horsemen to describe a horse that is clumsy, untalented, or difficult to work with.

You're never going to win at the horse shows on that cow.

cow by Foxsong January 18, 2004

cow 

Slang word used for the Tauren race in the MMORPG World of Warcraft.

Look at that smelly ass cow thinking he can tank

cow by Malick June 27, 2008

cow 

Verb- the act of having sex with a woman doggy-style while grasping ones hands around the woman's nipples and yanking them up and down in the hope that they will produce milk.

Dude, I totally cowed your mom last night.

cow by lolwatdotcom March 3, 2011

cow 

a fat pregnant woman

dude did you see that cow trying to breast feed that child

cow by aaron41096 October 16, 2010

Cow 

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

Cow by KevinP June 13, 2012