cloudburn

Pretty much a sunburn that you get on a cloudy day, usually when you least expect it. Usually used in Western Washington (State).

MOM: "Jimmy Get over here, NOW. You have to put on some sunscreen so you don't get a cloudburn!"

Jimmy: "But Mom, I doubt that I will get burned with all these clouds!"

by Kevinthetrooper December 9, 2008

cloud nine

1). Heaven
2). A Utopia of pleasure

We were floating on cloud nine.

by Zenocide February 17, 2004

Cloudbursting

The act of bursting clouds with your mind. Moving apart clouds in the sky. Concentrating on moving clouds a certain way.

From the movie: The Men Who Stare At Goats

Do not try while driving, while operating heavy machinary, or anything dangerous.

"What are you doing, man?" "STFU, I'm cloudbursting."

"You see that cloud?" "Yeah..?" "I JUST FUCKING CLOUDBURSTED THAT."

by Shellybug April 9, 2010

cloudcloud

The term for a boozy, salesy, replacement CEO of a successful tech-startup, who marches in and thinks that he has a grand vision for the future insofar as he attaches the word "cloud" to every sentence.

Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.

Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.

OMG, here comes cloudcloud again to tell us how his big vision is to take our company into the cloud, cloudcloud, sass, tuna cloud and make squillions of dollars. We are going public!!! Woohooo!

by hello world champion April 9, 2011

Cloud fucker

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

Cloud Strife

Cloud is the main hero in the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. One of the most recognizable figures in RPG-land, Cloud possesizes a head of spikey blonde hair and a large buster sword. In the FF-fandom, there is a large dispute over the love triangle between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. It's up to the player's discretion, given that the game is open to interpreation, but Square seems to love pairing Cloud and Aeris off together in cameos, don't they? *wink* Believing himself to be an ex-SOLDIER, Cloud sets out on what becomes a voyage of self-discovery as he saves the world from his old friend, Sephiroth.

You look so cute, Miss Cloud.

by Chika August 12, 2005

Cloud Out

Not quite a rain out. When an event is cancelled because of the threat of inclement weather that never happens.

They canceled it because of the rain, but it’s not raining.

Damn, those Cloud Outs suck!

Yeah, but they *were* dark clouds.

STFU.

by PeterGravy August 4, 2010