clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017

Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017

cloutable

cool person, someone who has clout

Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up

by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018

clockadile

A scaly toothy "overgrown lizard" who always knows what time it is.

If you choose not to wear q wristwatch when venturing into da swampy bayous, but instead figure on asking a clockadile for a time-check, dat's all well and good --- just be aware, though, dat consulting said ferocious-fanged aquatic resident might very likely be hazardous to your health, especially if he decides to try da sneaky ol' "come closer so dat I can hear you" trick!

by QuacksO August 30, 2019