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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.
- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.
by Equal crack April 13, 2016
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Bellback cleaner

A mean white person. A person who rips people off for money; fraudulent person. A intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries or areas. Wicked, bad intentions. A racist or sexist person,bigotry.
Stop being a bellback cleaner and make peace with your neighbors.

I got ripped off by a fraudulent bell cleaner, they ran with my money and never called me back after I invested thousands with this company.

Some bell cleaner cities don't like each other because they play different sports.

Don't be such a bell cleaner and behave yourself Joey, please.

Those bell cleaner comments aren't helping. I know I'm heavy, give me a break, back off.
by Equal crack April 17, 2016
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Weiner Cleaner

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's
by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006
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gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.
She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.
by go_lanche May 22, 2006
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Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
by Sweet James October 9, 2015
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Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet
You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
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