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Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.
by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019
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Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”
by Most palone April 2, 2019
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Barry clause

When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.
Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.
by Caveman LV February 18, 2017
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slope clause

In aviaion, a clause stating the maximum number of seats that can be in a regional or subsidiary company aircraft. Usually done in the interest of the pilots protecting themselves from being taken over by a large regional airline.
The Northwest Airlines slope clause says that a regional carrier flying for Northwest cannot have any more than 76 seats in an airplane.
by Joe Randolph August 3, 2007
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Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas
Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause
by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018
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santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA
Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch
by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017
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Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?
by William<3 December 23, 2021
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