craugh

to laugh so hard that you cry. Or if you are crying and someone makes you laugh.

That joke was so funny i craughed.

by Dic from Dtown July 20, 2008

Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.

Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.

by damzaha June 26, 2010

Claughter

A compound of clap and laughter made to describe the reaction that social justice Advocates when they see a "comedian" they like. No laughter is actually involved and the person initiating the reaction is not really a comedian but rather a social justice Advocate giving a speech. Whenever the "comedian" makes a point the audience likes they clap and this is what we refer to as Claughter.

Replacing laughter with Applause

Trevor noah: orange man bad
Audience: *Applause
Me: wow Trevor's on fire today just listen to that uproarious Claughter

by num1shinfan December 15, 2018

caught a finger

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl

"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer

by Kaynine-askYourMom December 21, 2015

Caught Shoes

A litty fire pair of sick kicks. They are so wet that you would get caught because they are so noticeable. They are the coolest shoes you will ever see.

Those are some caught shoes, they lit.

by Whoisjoe—- November 15, 2019

caught masturbating

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.

"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."

by Rob. February 2, 2003

Caught in 4k

When you caught someone red-handed.

“Nah.. Caught in 4k bro… you ain’t ever recovering from this.”

“If I found out you posted that, swear you not waking up tomorrow.”

by Irv <3 February 16, 2022