Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Clarted

Getting fuck in the ass

Yo your girl got clarted fam

by JimmyDFuckboy September 8, 2021

Clarted

Being lied to and being dogged by a mate

“My mate Luke clarted me what a dickhead and he’s owes me $30 the dickhead”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 19, 2021

Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s

Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up

by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021

Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 9, 2021

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019