Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.

Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.

by soberboy63 December 11, 2018

Clarmond

A unisex name. Clarmond does not have an official meaning as it is a very rare name. Clarmonds acts uniquely. They are typically joyful and can really make someone’s day. They also are especially chatty and will behave a tad bit more like the opposite sex, making themselves better at fitting into groups of opposite sex. Clarmonds are charming and delightful but has an attitude and does dumb things occasionally. They have intricate minds as well as complicated emotions. Despite that, Clarmonds speaks and take measures straightforwardly without lots of hesitation, this makes Clarmonds a truthful companion to get along and to work with.

Oh, hi Clarmond.

I heard that Clarmond just left our school and will go study abroad.

Did you know that someone has a crush on Clarmond? Should we tell?

Wow, Clarmond handled all that work in just one day? I should really work up and get better.

While bursting into tears, the girl was quickly comforted by Clarmond and her friend.

“This song from Halsey is amazing!” Said Clarmond

Clarmond meant the world to that guy

The employee of the month must belong to Clarmond after the recent success with the key client

by Akiyakaede6623 December 2, 2021

Alan Clark

To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.

Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".

Those Middletons are all hot. I would definitely do an Alan Clark there.

by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011

Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.

Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark

by Crashy873 June 25, 2016

Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

Clarkson

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010