Facebook Chat

Another addition to the Facebook Stalkers Toolkit for people who you don't want to talk to... to talk to you. To make it worse, the only off-switch is "going offline" on your internet browser.

You remember that creepy Blake guy from our High School? He caught me on facebook chat the other day and I didn't want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so I had to say hi.

by DramaticJohnny July 6, 2009

Chat-cheat

Verb:
To engage in multiple web-chats and have each correspondant ignorant about the others.

"I chat-cheated on four guys last night. It was getting really confusing, and I had to pull out some weboflage when my boyfriend came into the room."

by TajUK January 19, 2007

chatch

n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.

1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."

by artythesmarty May 24, 2013

dead chat

A group chat or server that is dead- no longer used or abandoned

*clicks on an old, no longer used group chat* wow, this is a dead chat...

by freygeothewhy January 13, 2021

Chatake

Overdramatic and genuinely disrespectful

Ayush is a chatake.

by hottiedude April 13, 2022

couscous chat

A chat involving the initial Facebook wallpost, and the 100+ side comments on this wallpost that have nothing to do with the original post.

Initial comment: "What's couscous?"
167 comments later: "Yeah and that's when she rollerbladed into the wall! lololol"
Initial commenter: *checks 167 notifications* "Damn I got a couscous chat.."

by Celestial Force June 28, 2010

Le Chatelier

To take a poop at a fancy party and/or restaurant

After I finished the surf and turf, I excused myself to Le Chatelier before desert arrived.

by Butter Baron June 2, 2011