420 Chronic Street

Where Ganja Clause lives

Santa Clause lives at the north pole, but Ganja Clause lives at 420 Chronic Street

by Brown Bear :) August 17, 2008

Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.

Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!

by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

Bluntman and Chronic

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob

Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020