Christian booty call

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.

"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."

by Reggie Das Vall May 8, 2008

christian cage

Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret

guy: hey, is that Christian im looking at on TNA?
girl: yeah, but now hes called Christian Cage

by T-Rev in the house November 18, 2005

Christian Siriano

The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.

FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.

:)

'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'

that Christian Siriano...one hot feirce bitch.

by mclaura March 11, 2008

Christiaan

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!

All the girls want to have sex with christiaan

by u good bro? May 16, 2019

Faith Christian Academy

Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”

“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”

by anonymous September 26, 2019

Christian Fro

The fro that resides on the head of a Christian. Often confused with a Jew Fro.

Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.

Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!

by Cfol11 January 30, 2016

Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"

me and josh Christian loopholed after class.

by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016