Chowdered

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011

butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008