Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008

Chowder Hound

an individual who enjoys consuming large quantities of semen

Emily is such a chowder hound that she brings cum in a tupperware container to work for her lunch.

by chowderhound January 20, 2009

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013