chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 07, 2008

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris June 16, 2006

Chowder Hound

an individual who enjoys consuming large quantities of semen

Emily is such a chowder hound that she brings cum in a tupperware container to work for her lunch.

by chowderhound January 20, 2009

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 08, 2006

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 10, 2013

chowder soup

When too many people get in a tiny hot tub and the water turns milky white.

That hot tub looks like chowder soup.

by jones32 March 29, 2015