Chooch

To masturbate and sob at the time, using your own tears as lube.

Max went home to chooch after he was called out for being a little bitch.

by Twisted_Edge August 19, 2020

Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 19, 2004

chooch

an idiot or insult to a person.. also used in the verb format as in to rip off someone

1. You are a chooch

2. I chooched the kid going into the first turn

by chooch June 22, 2004

chooch

someone that farts in the bathtub and sniffs the bubbles

that nasty fuck is a chooch

by satans balls November 26, 2010

Chooch

(n.) - ugly; mentally handicapped; idiot; slow; friend, a person or thing that irritates you; onomatopoeia.

Answer the phone ya chooch! ; Fuck you ya chooch! ; Stop being such a Chooch! ; You are the definition of a chooch. ; I'm back home ya Chooch(es)!

by Ace Wolf April 04, 2011

Chooch

a penis, vagina, or ass hole

AZEEN ROLL THAT OSAMA UP FROM YOUR CHOOCH

by choochmeister May 17, 2010