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Choking the Peanut

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.
by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020
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Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
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national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!
by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019
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Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care
by Blu_leef December 1, 2022
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Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006
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choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."
"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"
by Trixi Star February 6, 2009
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choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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