Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

Chodes

A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.

A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.

B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.

A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.

A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.

by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021

chodesicle

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.

Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!

by Pasty boi June 12, 2007

Chodesmith

A person specialising in the unlocking of the chode key from the lock of delight.

Danielle had to call a chodesmith when the man she was screwing got stuck in her twilight surprise

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Cholestrolling

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011

Chodleby

Founded by Chodle B. Johnson in 1897, the Chodle Bees are a group dedicated to the pursuit of fun and exploration. A 'Chodleby' is a singular member of this organization.

Boy 1 "There goes Shane! I wonder what he's up to."
Boy 2 "Ah forget it, he's a Chodleby."
Boy 1 "Aw he's way too cool for us."

by BroParty21 February 14, 2012

Chodesy

Chodesy is when a guy named Dylan with a massive chodesy says do u want some rrrreal good domesy from pitphyl.

Yo mirko give mouz some chodesy

by A young chodsovich June 15, 2018