Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

choch ball

A person who is always receiving but never giving. They like to wear tight shirts and pants. When you go to the bar, don't expect them to pickup a round or even one of their own drinks. Always looking at their phone in their own technology bubble. When you need someone to hangout with, they will be there.

Last night, KLong was acting like a real Choch Ball.

by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017

blond choch

Logan Paul

Hey look it’s a blond choch

by Young doggie March 11, 2018

choch stick

A weapon used to beat the living shit out of ignorant people or kill hallucinogenic aliens. it can be used for other purposes such as a smoking device as well.

yo dont fuck with me or else i'll beat your ass with my Choch stick

by vulocity May 17, 2006

choch popping

The action of slapping a choch with your hand, and or groin.

Say man, I want to get laid, how about we go choch popping tonight? I totally want to put my crotch on some choch

by 2uned February 17, 2009

blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 June 7, 2018

Llama Choch

A llama's dirty vagina ; a term also used as a random humorous insult

"Yo watz good llama choch?"

by xsis January 29, 2009