choch ball

A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.

That guy that is trying to get with me is such a choch ball, he has no game!

by Taquita August 14, 2007

choch bag

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.

"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005

Choch Wagon

Similar to a regular choch but on steroids. Uber choch. As in bringing full load of choch.

"Did you see that eurotrash wannabe wearing leather pants with sungalsses in Taco Bell?"

"Yea, what a choch wagon!"

by Choch King September 12, 2012

Choch Style

ex. See the movie Raging Phoenix: The Bak of the styles featuring chochness of the styles:
Also meaning you're not that real (see Raging Phoenix)

can be used as an insult to people that know about Raging Phoenix (the movie)

Ayo ya Choch Style aint that wet sun
*or*
Dude your Choch Style is mad frigid B... You'se a straight bitch
*and of course* You wouldn't know nothing about Choch Style if they gave you sushi for breakfast

by Style Val March 21, 2010

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011

Choch McMuffin

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.

by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

Choch Grinder

Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.

Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)

by Jendo October 1, 2004