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Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.
We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.
by Beavis H. July 15, 2010
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Chaden

A dude with some serious cake.
Damn Chaden you thick as hell.
by Not Lame Ass October 18, 2017
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chodebag

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.
"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"
by daveyboy I May 27, 2008
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Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
by Erik C. July 14, 2007
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Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010
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Chodebot

That thing at bowling alleys that they drag up and down the alleys to clean/wax it.
"Holy crap, I am totally going to go over there and ride on that chodebot."
by pickleweasel September 18, 2004
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chodeable

Something that you jerk off to
by Okami1234 August 31, 2018
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