Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.

a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot

by My buddies a chlamidiot February 8, 2010

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

by sjd76 December 25, 2013

chlamyserations

The sympathy you give someone when you find out they have a venereal disease.

Oh, Sharon has the clap? Give her my chlamyserations.

by motorracer June 5, 2014

Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.

Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.

by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017

Claxed

Another definition for the word high or stoned, but instead of weed you are getting stoned with jellybeans

V: Yo g what's up.
Z: Nm, getting claxed after school?
V: Sure thing!

by Vaskicha April 24, 2019

choaxo

an amazing friend that deserves the world and more and i love them so much 😆😆!

“wow i’m friends with THE choaxo”
“i’m jealous….”
“you should be”

by aoiluvrr June 2, 2021

The chlamids

Chlamydia but like yk chlamids

“Broski I fucked Chadwick last week and now I have the chlamids”

by Chlamidsgotmegood February 7, 2019