The Chipper

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'

You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!

by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

by Don Gulliver May 5, 2003

chipperness

happiness or chirpiness

person 1 : ugh your chipperness is extreamly annoying
person2: well, excuse me for being happy

by the blood angle February 10, 2012

chippered up

the act of becoming chipper, cheerful or lively due to a sudden change of circumstances...

instant mood lifter
to become more high-spirited

I was down all day but when I saw my mom calling my phone, I chippered up and answered it with a smile.

I was so stressed at work, but when I saw my crush walk past, I chippered up and said hello to him with a smile.

by wordsmith killer December 12, 2013

Chipper

Chipper is a nickname for the most amazingly perfect girl that everyone loves! She’s a complete dork but that’s what most people love about her.

Hey! Chipper don’t be sad, your gonna be okay!

by Lil_thicy July 7, 2018

tooth chipper

my dick, or any penis, also could refer to a blow job by an amatuer. always in reference to oral sex. bad oral sex

she gave me a tooth chipper and i have a cut on my dick

by john the paptist September 15, 2011

Chippers

A Chipper is a person who hangs out in the parking lot of CHIPS with their friends, usually at night.

Person1-Lets go grab some hamburgers tomorrow at chips.
Person2-Okay, just not at night...too many Chippers.

by CheyenneJade12 October 14, 2008