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Ghost Chips

In a New Zealand ad for drunk driving awarness
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
by Spacehead! November 14, 2011
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chipsa

Any type of person who is terrible at life, and likes to use hands to play with his dog. This person also smells like fish and ass. A chipsa has the mental capacity of a brick or a staple, or something of that sort.
My left nut is smarter than a chipsa.
by Someone Someone January 5, 2006
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Chipstep

Dubstep music mixed with 8-bit sounds/music
Chipstep, Herox, Backlash, Toboggan
by WubDub June 9, 2013
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chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.
After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.
by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016
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Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
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