chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Cheating Illness.

When someone has cheated on you more than once.

Person: YOU DID WHAT!?!

Cheater: I've got the cheating Illness..

by Mr Pyschotic May 4, 2010

Chittillaed

To post a response so long and complicated on a debated subject that no one is willing to read it or dispute it

Your analysis, which is based on Newtonian physics, is antiquated. I mean come on, you're drawing conclusions in your comfort zone, sticking to your comfort zone, and then blaming other people's comfort zones for being stupid. You've been Chittillaed!

by sofakingdead October 6, 2011

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019

Chethin

Chethin is a man of weird thoughts. Pure, yet impure. Smart, yet dumb. Hot on the inside, repulsive on the outside. Chethin’s name might get knocked around schools and workplaces for being a ‘smart person’ or ‘good guy’ but when it comes to being aggressive, he likes to target one person specifically and pick on them. Notable for wacky haircuts, such as afros that can be barely defined as an Afro or other unique designs, such as a mullet or just bald. Chethin’s are easy to spot in a wild environment. The only thing Chethin’s think are complex are complex numbers, when discussing about women, Chethin comes off as a gentlemen as he does not say anything necessarily mean, because he avoids the topic at hand.

Oh my god, look at Chethin and his excuse of an Afro! I heard he is smart, but his sense of fashion and his lack of knowledge about simple mathematical concepts makes me think otherwise.

by Eclipses May 17, 2020

Rape-chattin'

The act of someone forcing you to engage in conversation with them when you would prefer not to. Often the 'conversation' is of no substance (aka nonversation).

If this person next to me don't stop rape-chattin' me, I'm going to bust him in his throat!

by Princess Daydream March 27, 2009

Screen-cheating

While playing a multiplayer FPS games, you look at the other persons screen to see where they are and you use that advantage to kill them

AH! HE'S BEHIND ME! Lucky I'm good at Screen-cheating

by HEYYYYPATTTT September 16, 2010